With no real reason for existing, here are some more song titles for songs never written.
Alice in Fiscal Year End
Love Theme from Dinner Alone
Ritalin Through the Out Door
Some Shit Just Smells Better Than Other Shit
Crash Site Quarterback
Liar's Amnesia
Mr Know-it-Some
the Girl Group Boys Club
Trash Talk in Cursive
Flotsam to Your Jetsam
Philistine's Mozart
the Bert Parks Battering Ram
One Woman Laugh Track
Nitro in the Cookie Dough
Peacock in the Chicken Coop
A few of those were attached to bigger ideas, and maybe even a few lines of a verse or chorus, but most never made it past the title stage.