some more unused phrases and never used song titles.....

More words accumulated into phrases for really no practical reason...

the Cadillac of Clown Colleges
the Devil's Inbox
You Couldn't Say That in Church
House Mother Coup
the New Hugh Beaumont
Lip Reader's Glasses
Self Referential and Made of Wood
Bo Donaldson's House of a Single Hit
(Like a) Garlic Press for Christmas
Crack-Me-Nots
Faux Heart Breaking
Underwriting Your Tales of Woe
the Grief Counsellor's Office Birthday Party
Wet Dog Double Talk

I don't really write songs anymore, but I still keep writing down possible song titles, which also double as potential mix disc titles or ideas for cartoon captions.